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{"type":"standard","title":"The Evens","displaytitle":"The Evens","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3088576","titles":{"canonical":"The_Evens","normalized":"The Evens","display":"The Evens"},"pageid":1847609,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/df/TheEvens.jpg/330px-TheEvens.jpg","width":320,"height":480},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/TheEvens.jpg","width":2304,"height":3456},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285366311","tid":"689630e3-1844-11f0-b5c4-bad651c5fcfe","timestamp":"2025-04-13T08:50:54Z","description":"Indie rock band from Washington","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Evens","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Evens?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Evens?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Evens"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Evens","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Evens","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Evens?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Evens"}},"extract":"The Evens are an American indie rock duo, comprising Ian MacKaye and Amy Farina. Formed in Washington, D.C. in 2001 after MacKaye's band Fugazi entered a hiatus, the Evens began practicing extensively, and eventually played a few shows and recorded a self-titled album, released in March 2005 on MacKaye's label, Dischord Records. The Evens are known for their unusual choices in venues for performances and the stylistic change from what many have dubbed the \"D.C.\" or \"Dischord\" sound. The Washington Post has described the sound as \"what happens when post-hardcore becomes post-post-hardcore\".","extract_html":"
The Evens are an American indie rock duo, comprising Ian MacKaye and Amy Farina. Formed in Washington, D.C. in 2001 after MacKaye's band Fugazi entered a hiatus, the Evens began practicing extensively, and eventually played a few shows and recorded a self-titled album, released in March 2005 on MacKaye's label, Dischord Records. The Evens are known for their unusual choices in venues for performances and the stylistic change from what many have dubbed the \"D.C.\" or \"Dischord\" sound. The Washington Post has described the sound as \"what happens when post-hardcore becomes post-post-hardcore\".
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