{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Dos Divas","displaytitle":"Dos Divas","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q17018318","titles":{"canonical":"Dos_Divas","normalized":"Dos Divas","display":"Dos Divas"},"pageid":39776020,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/DosDivas.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/DosDivas.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1263293827","tid":"1c9de633-bb27-11ef-aa81-5a7a73e8447f","timestamp":"2024-12-15T20:56:53Z","description":"2013 studio album by Lorrie Morgan and Pam Tillis","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dos_Divas","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dos_Divas?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dos_Divas?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dos_Divas"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dos_Divas","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Dos_Divas","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dos_Divas?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dos_Divas"}},"extract":"Dos Divas is a 2013 album by country music artists Lorrie Morgan and Pam Tillis. It features the single \"I Know What You Did Last Night\". The collection features 14 tracks; of these tracks, 6 are duets. The pair have recorded four tracks each as soloists for this collection.","extract_html":"
Dos Divas is a 2013 album by country music artists Lorrie Morgan and Pam Tillis. It features the single \"I Know What You Did Last Night\". The collection features 14 tracks; of these tracks, 6 are duets. The pair have recorded four tracks each as soloists for this collection.
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{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
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