{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}
{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}
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